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Can We Stop Sucking Off Tony Romo?

Is Romo good at this job? Yes, I enjoy Romo on the broadcast next to Jim Nantz who is probably scrolling through his phone during the game trying to decide what tie he should buy so he can give it to the 2019 College Basketball National Champions. 

Okay. Tony Romo is now Americas NFL darling because he is no longer throwing interceptions during the final two minutes of games and is doing well as a color commentator with CBS.  If you didn’t know, CBS will have the Super Bowl this year and prepare for twitter and radio talk hosts all week continue to drop to their knees in front of Romo and give him an ample amount of mouth hugs.

So lets start with this.  Is Romo good at this job? Yes, I enjoy Romo on the broadcast next to Jim Nantz who is probably scrolling through his phone during the game trying to decide what tie he should buy so he can give it to the 2019 College Basketball National Champions.  Regardless, Romo announces games with an excitement nobody else does in the NFL, although there are a number of guys are close to what Romo does.  Maybe the reason he is so loved is because Aikman sometimes sounds like he hates his life and just wants to tumble out of the box?

Any who, Romo called a few plays right at the end of the game against the Chiefs? DID YOU KNOW!?

 

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Romo called a few plays correctly at the end of an AFC Championship.  For one, even a blind guy finds a door knob on the first try sometimes.  Secondly, color commentators all the time guess at what plays are being called and get it right sometimes, and sometimes they get it wrong.  Tony Romo is no different here, he guesses plays sometimes and sometimes he’s wrong.

Thirdly, if you are football guy, if you watch football, if you love football, if you don’t care whose playing, if its your FUCKING JOB to watch film on two teams you and your partner are announcer for during the week, I hope you can guess whats going to happen at certain points during the game.  Holy shit, Tom Brady loves Gronk and he sees one and one and is gonna throw it to him because of the coverage? No fucking way. Wait, wait.  Gronk is one on one again, maybe I should throw it there again? Genius.

Now I like Tony and its cool to hear him call plays out correctly.  But let’s stop anointing this guy the next great offensive mind cause he calls play right from a booth.  He had the same mind in Dallas and literally threw game after game away.  All your doing is setting him up to fail when he undoubtedly starts calling plays wrong. Calm your tits internet.

No you moron, he can’t.

https://twitter.com/Stinetology/status/1088530243164532739

This is the stupidest thing I’ve read in 30 years and I’m 28.

Harry Potter isn’t real.

 

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